Welcome everybody to the official release of the Simulation Premier League, the most unique, advanced, and novel idea to ever come to sim leagues.

This isn't a spreadsheet with a football skin on it. Every match here is simulated by a real engine built from the ground up. Ninety minutes, extra time, and penalties when it matters, driven entirely by the attributes of the players on the pitch. Every kick, every tackle, every goal comes out of a deterministic simulation shaped by the squad you bui…